I absolutely love this woman's blog. So, if you are hanging out there just needing to kill some time, go read it...but be forewarned, you might become addicted.
This week, I most certainly did not as aforementioned almost sit down in the most assuredly mildew infested hospital shower. It's scariness did not evade me since I have not been in the hospital nearly 3 months.
I also most certainly did not keep my three year old hostage in the hospital room as to avoid getting sick at school. No way would a teacher allow her child to skip 3 days of school. nope, i didn't do that.
The biggest thing I did NOT do was eat at least 2 doughnuts every day this week. I did not not not do that. That would just be horribly unhealthy and I would never think about eating such garbage, much less on a daily basis.
Other things I most certainly did not do this week- skip brushing my 3 year old's teeth more than once- i would never forget to brush his teeth! I also did not want cereal so badly that I walked on the air mattress to get to the cereal quickly, i did not slip in this process, I did not reach for the nearest thing which was absolutely not a wicker basket. I did not fail miserably at being stabilized by a wicker basket and I did not bite the dust in the hospital room....i also do not have a huge battle wound on my left ring finger from it. and i didn't yell in pain, loudly enough for the adjacent rooms to hear.
That's it. But I know there are a lot more things I did not, and would not ever, do this past week. This wasn't as funny as it could've been, had I been keeping track all week of this stuff. Maybe I will do better next week! This was my first attempt, and I have limited material since I'm living in the hospital!
2 comments:
just wondering how much money was raised during W.I.S.H. week? praying for you!
This is hilarious! Ummm, by the way, I do not do those things on a regular basis at my HOUSE with a child not in the hospital! Glad you are human!
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